Format:
Book
Title:
I'll mature when I'm dead : Dave Barry's amazing tales of adulthood / Dave Barry.
Author:
Barry, Dave.
Call Number:
814 BARRY
Publisher, Date:
New York : G. P. Putnam's Sons, c2010.
Description:
xv, 254 p. ; ill. ; 22 cm.
Subjects:
American wit and humor.
Contents:
The elephant and the dandelion (a defense of men) -- If you will just shut up, I can explain: a man answers questions from women -- The heart of dadness: a letter to a first-time-father-to-be -- Dance recital -- Technology -- Solving the celebrity problem -- Tips for visiting Miami-- no. 1 : are you insane? -- Dog ownership for beginners -- My Hollywood career: the big dumpster -- 24: The ultimate script -- The full coward package -- The health-care crisis: wash your hands after reading this -- Colonoscopy -- A practical, workable plan for saving the newspaper business: I sure don't have one -- Judaism for Christians -- Fangs of endearment: a vampire novel -- A festival of grimness -- Father of the groom.
ISBN:
039915650X
9780399156502